Homeless hitchhiker saves woman from 300 pound Jesus (video)

Kai, a homeless hitchhiker, from West Virginia, saved a woman from the grips of some 300 pound crazy man who claimed to be Jesus. Kai apparently picked up a hatchet and hit the guy (who is alive, and in police custody). The man had previously been telling Kai how he raped a 14 year old girl in the Virgin Islands.

Now, that may not sound like a set up for the funniest TV interview ever. But trust me.

This guy is going to make a million bucks in Hollywood.

Reader Ninong found the edited version of the video, which also has more of the background.  Much more serious story when you watch the actual TV story.  A summary from the reporter, Jessob Reisbeck:

When a guy claiming he’s Jesus tries to kill a PG&E worker because he’s African American, then began beating up a woman that was trying to help, it took homeless hitchhiker, Kai, and his hatchet, to put a stop to the psycho. Here’s Jessob Reisbeck & Terry Woods’ story that aired on KMPH FOX 26 in Fresno, CA.

And this is the unedited raw version of the interview with the hitchhiker.  Oh, and you might not want to listen to this at the office…

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26 Responses to “Homeless hitchhiker saves woman from 300 pound Jesus (video)”

  1. I was looking out for Chris Christie. Jesus!

  2. karmanot says:

    I just can’t stop laughing…..good one.

  3. Just because you made him an admin, doesn’t mean jack. Sorry to be skeptical, but when the mass shooting happened at the Sikh temple, another “filmaker” did the same thing, when I called him on it he freaked out and deleted the page…

  4. No it isn’t just spent a few mins chatting, it’s a couple with a production co that is asking for a dollar to message them.

  5. FatRat says:

    Thanks for posting.

  6. Here is a new inspirational video by Kai http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf5JX9MPtOU

  7. Here is Kai’s official facebook page where he is admin http://www.facebook.com/KaiTheHomeFreeHitchhiker

  8. Yep, the reporter posted the link to the raw interview.

  9. Snaggletooth says:

    Huh, you mean he didn’t need an assault rifle with 100 round clip to protect people?

  10. karmanot says:

    Very Like

  11. Butch1 says:

    ” I don’t have any family . . . as far as they’re concerned, I’m already dead.”
    It is they’re loss and not his if they do not see this young man’s worth. He does good for people without worry of the consequences of what could happen to himself. What more could a person ask of a human being? Many people would not become involved and some do not have the cojones or backbone to do anything.

    When I watch these chickenhawks in the Congress pontificate and rake Hagel and Kerry, but, decorated Vietnam Vets over the coals regarding their patriotism for their country, it makes me sick to know that many of them were too chicken to serve themselves or have never actually been to war. This young man appears to have the courage that many of them lack. He may not be the type to follow orders and his language is “earthy” but, who really cares. It was colorful to hear him explain the story in his own words.

  12. hollywoodstein says:


  13. hollywoodstein says:

    Ifin a trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrist group was pumping a million tons of carbon into the atmosphere to raise the temp, and deny us water, and increase weather instability we would rage a multi-trillion dollar war against the evil doers.
    Instead, we are doing it to ourselves.

  14. hollywoodstein says:

    Ifin a terrrrrrrrrorrrrrrristtt! group had shot up a bunch of children in Newtown we would’ve spent a trillion dollars addressing it.
    Gun nut, not so much.

  15. hollywoodstein says:

    Yes, we have a first rate war machine, and a shitty mental health machine, even for, or especially for all of our first rate war HEROES.

  16. hollywoodstein says:

    Only reason Americans and their free speech can’t hear it is the sensibilities of people who can’t hear what fourth graders hear on the playground everyday.

  17. mirror says:

    This guy is the best.

    “If you’re fucking Jesus Christ, I’ll be the Anti-Christ”

  18. nicho says:

    The thought of Kai with a hatchet kind of scares me.

  19. Naja pallida says:

    I really need to stop skimming headlines… I was expecting a 300lb woman tackled in front of a church.

  20. karmanot says:

    Totally way.

  21. Oh ok.

  22. It’s a good question where they got the original video from. I guess Fox posted it.

  23. Kes says:

    “Y’know what? Fuck is cool, that guy ain’t. Shiiiit.”

  24. Ninong says:

    Alright, I just watched the broadcast version. They cut out 3 minutes from the original 5:48 clip and they still had to bleep out a lot of words. They cut out most of the good stuff but that’s because it wasn’t suitable for broadcast.

  25. Ninong says:

    HOLY CRAP! How could they use that on TV? If they did, half of the words would have to be bleeped out. I’d love to see the broadcast version, assuming their is one.

    That was weird and hilarious at the same time!

  26. John, I just watched another video on the incident, and the report states the perpetrator is in custody, not dead.

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